What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 03:34

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
Why is the Middle East prone to terrorism?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why are white women so overly emotional?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-J W Pepper
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What do you think about a sister's love?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
What sexual fantasies do you have?
Dr No
Goldfinger
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Do you suck dicks with no reciprocation?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
When sharing a wife, is it best with your buddy or a stranger?
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Ah so!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.